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Joke of the Day

"A man discovered a new medication that makes people sneeze constantly. What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it? Eschew! Eschew!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. Knock Knock. ""Who's there?"" The chicken."

"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those who understand binary, and those who do not."

"Some people say I am crazy Lucky for me, only I can hear them"

"Taken 4: How does this shit keep happening"

"I admire women with the restraint to draw on their eyebrows. I wouldn't be able to stop until I'd added glasses and a moustache."

"s/o to parallel lines for keeping that shit platonic and never crossing. they keep a healthy professional work ethic"

"[flicks cigarette out window] submarine captain: you fool!"

"Chinese takeaway - 17 Delivery charge - 1 Realising the idiots have forgot one of your containers - Riceless"

"Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? A: Ptera Don"