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Joke of the Day

"A man went to the movie.. A man went to the movie theater's ticket window a second time and said, ""One more."" ""For The Hobbit?"" the ticket vendor asked. ""No,"" the man replied, ""That's my girlfriend."""

"When i fart I always tell my gf that it were butterfly's that did'nt know the way to my heart."

"Women and rocks are a lot alike. We skip the flat ones."

"Harambe walks into a bar... Bartender: What will you be having to drink? Harambe: I'll have a beer. Me: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice? Me: Yes, justice for Harambe."

"Two snowmen are standing in a field. One leans over to the other and asks ""you smell carrots?"""

"I'm really not a fan of Mayweather but.. It's actually perfect outside so I cant complain."

"Me: I must be out of my mind. Me: You and me both."

"Knock knock.... Who's there?.... Whale.... Whale who? Whale that's enough of that joke"

"Start presentation with joke My boss asked me to start the presentation with a joke. I attached payslip on the first slide..."

"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose"