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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Jewish baby who isn't circumcised? A girl."
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"A joke walks into a bar Bartender says, ""Woah! I've never meta joke before!"""
"Crabs always look like they're walking themselves out of an awkward situation ...."
"My girlfriend always cheats when we play board games, like last night, we were all playing Monopoly and she was next door fucking the neighbour."
"""This movie is so awful & unfunny I refuse to air it EVEN on a Saturday afternoon.""- No one at Comedy Central ever"
"When Edison got the idea for the lightbulb, an oil lamp appeared over his head."
"Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine."
"[Eating ribs at BBQ Joint] ""Would you like a Wet-Nap?"" No thanks, I had one this afternoon."
"Whenever someone tells me they get a ""high"" from running, all I'm thinking is, ""You've obviously never been high before."""
"A Roman Emperor orders his guards to arrest his wife. He orders them to Ceas'er."