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Joke of the Day

"I heard a group of pedophiles dressed up as superheroes and molested kids at birthday parties . Apparently they called themselves the Justkids League ."

"What's the first part of a stripper to blow? The knee. It's a load-bearing joint."

"Walked right by an ex-girlfriend today. Not on purpose, I just didn't recognize her with her mouth closed."

"What did the beaver say when his house burned down? Damn"

"What did the bunny say to the frog? [My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYkDxsaHlkg)"

"How do you make your girlfriend cry while having sex? Phone her"

"Yo mama so fat, she sat on my iPhone and turned it into an iPad"

"""Awww. There there."" *pats you on the face. Hard"

"Last night I was at the bar and this guy kept yelling ""bastard"" at his pint of beer. It's never nice to witness substance abuse."

"Congratulations on your gold medal in the conclusion jump."