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Joke of the Day
"""Enjoying your day off?"" - what Jewish people say to each other on Christmas."
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"wanna hear one long joke and two short jokes? Jooooooooke, joke joke."
"When my girlfriend caught me cheating I told her I got HACKED but she didn't believe me. I guess that only works on Facebook."
"""Easy Come, Easy Go"" - My clinic name if I ever become a urologist."
"Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos? Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night."
"""Can't beat fresh apple pie"" she says, setting 1 down. I slam my fist into it. 3rd degree burns. ""Wrong"" I whisper 4 hrs later in the ER."
"Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of mouse walks on two legs? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs? A: They all do!"
"Today I had a mild panic attack over the fact I will die someday. Then I bought some shit on Amazon. Your mom is a hermaphrodite."
"What do you call..... What do you call dead black people in a barn? Antique farm equipment!"
"Neurotic condoms stay awake at night thinking ""I'm only 99% effective."""