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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when two gays fight? Fruit punch!"

"I had a friend who claimed he didn't see race... I didn't believe him until the 5K incident"

"You know you're on drugs when you're talking to your kids about drugs and you don't have any kids."

"I'm not sexist... Because that's wrong and being wrong is for women..."

"[interview] So what makes you qualified to be an x-ray technician? Superman: Are you being serious right now?"

"What is the dumbest animal in the jungle? The polar bear!"

"I don't have a summer home, but I do have several different email addresses."

"hey tomorrow you could be hit in the head by a block of cheese so frickin live ur life today before you have to wear ice on ur head tomorrow"

"Racist jokes... Go!"

"What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and an all-girl track team? Pygmies are cunning runts."