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Joke of the Day
"""Easy Come, Easy Go"" - My clinic name if I ever become a urologist."
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"First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil."
"What do you call the sweat on your balls after sex with your cousin? Relative humidity."
"My Sister recently started dating a depressed German airline pilot She says his personality is really down to earth."
"What did Honey Boo Boo's father say after he didn't pull out? Uh oh... I think I made a boo boo."
"What's the difference between you and an egg? The egg actually gets laid!"
"Jokes Why did the ax go to jail"
"My mom's favorite part of my birthday is describing my birth in detail to an 18 year old waitress who is just there to get our drink order."
"I nevur make the same mistake twice. NEVUR."
"People are all like ""STAY OUTTA MY LIFE GOVERNMENT"" and then they shut down and people are all like ""COME BACK IN MY LIFE GOVERNMENT"""