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Joke of the Day
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"Doctor! Doctor! I think I have Barry Manilow's disease! ""What are your symptoms?"" ""I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!"""
"What do pregnant women and prostitutes have in common? (w)hormones! NB: inspired by my hormonal pregnant wife."
"Why did the farmer name his pig ""pork Chop"" Because 'Bacon' was already taken."
"Doctor doctor people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow. Don't let people push you around."
"Different ways to say ""NO"": German: Nein Russian: Niej Arabic: La Women: Yes, but ..."
"I invented a new word today... Plagiarism"
"BDSM browsing reddit... Just a dom looking for a sub."
"I like my women like I like my coffee.... Ground up and in the freezer."
"Lady at the dollar store checked to see if my $20 was fake. Like if I could counterfeit money I'd be shopping at the dollar store."