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Joke of the Day

"When my girlfriend caught me cheating I told her I got HACKED but she didn't believe me. I guess that only works on Facebook."

"Why can't PC gamers use Uber? Too many incompatible drivers."

"What happens when you cross a grown kitten, a donkey, and a champion? A cat-ass-trophy."

"What do you say when a virgin sneezes? Goesintight."

"Nerd joke A photon walks up to an airline counter to buy a ticket and the clerk asks ""any baggage to check?"" The photon replies ""No, I'm traveling light."""

"Roses are Red, Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic, so am I"

"Patrick and Bruce Patrick Bateman and Bruce Wayne are having a business lunch together. Suddenly, Bruce senses something is wrong, and looks at his watch. ""Sorry to be so rude, but I've got to Bale""."

"why did Bob quit working at the toilet paper factory? Because he was tired of working with assholes all day"

"How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? You follow his FRESH PRINTS!"

"What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses."