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Joke of the Day

"I've got a joke about Jonesville but the punchline is too long."

"How does a ninja shop for groceries? No one knows."

"I want to open a gay bar in Germany called Pole-Land. You know they'll invade the place."

"What's the difference between a gynecologist and a pedophile music teacher? The teacher fucks his singers, the gyno sucks his fingers."

"Ladies ... I will solve the argument of the proper skirt length for you. The proper length is at least 2 inches below your cellulite"

"I've seen a lot of great photos of babies in my life, so if you want my like on Facebook you better bring it."

"a quadruple amputee is waiting at the bus stop.The bus pulls up.Driver says ""alright John how you getting on today?"""

"KIM JONG-UN: I'm banning sarcasm ME: well that's just great K: what? M: I reeeally hate sarcasm K: seize him...I think"

"So a dyslexic man walks into a bra..."

"Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet? It's pasteurised before you can see it!"