92666

Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between my broken watch and a lesbian? My watch hasn't got a strap on."

"Jared was a good eater But he always left a little behind"

"What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery? Bread and Bakedfast!"

"So I called an Indian restaurant They didn't take my reservation."

"Eating a block of cheese is probably the most delicious way to figure out it's time to get some groceries."

"Why does the bass fart a half-tone flatter than every other fish? He's got a **b** in front of his ass"

"What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Woman"

"Did you hear about the bomb that blew up a French cheese shop? There's de brie everywhere."

"What browser do you use to watch porn? Bill Gates: ""Internet Explorer"" Sundar Pichai: ""Google Chrome"" Tim Cook: ""Safari"" Jared Fogle: ""Tor"""

"those fake living rooms at IKEA should have a couple in them trying to assemble IKEA furniture and fighting"