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Joke of the Day

"Great Gatsby (2013), Wolf of Wallstreet (2013), Django Unchained (2012): Leonardo DiCaprio is rich and screams at people"

"We've all been talking about your paranoia."

"What does the Personal Computer and German people have in common? They're both the master race!"

"What's the point of a high school reunion? I have Facebook. I already know you got Fat"

"Everyone type it with me: A lot is two words. A lot is two words. A lot is two words. A lot is two words. Good. Tomorrow: Irregardless."

"What type of pants do you need to start a car? Cargo pants"

"ME: WOW! Bigfoot! BIGFOOT: Hey Smallfoot M: U call us Smallfoot? BF: U have small feet M: no, urs r big BF: mine r normal M: huh BF: see ya"

"""Dad, why is my picture on that milk carton?"" ""Well, son, I guess it's time that I tell you the truth. You were adopted... from a dairy."""

"NSSSA -National Stutter Association."

"If you're the smartest person in the room, you are in the wrong room."