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Joke of the Day

"Wait til the people so excited about all-day breakfast at McDonald's find out they can make breakfast at home whenever they want."

"Q: what did one ass cheek say to the other? A: together we can stop this shit"

"I can't stop starting at the Mona Lisa... I think I'm in Louvre."

"Wife : Even if you cheated on me, I wouldn't leave you. Me : Really? Wife : Yes. Why would I reward you for cheating?"

"Yo momma Is so ugly, she has masturbate with a bag over her head."

"Why couldn't Bing start a fire? No matches founds"

"How many retards does it take to push a bus? Just one. They're retardedily strong."

"My marriage counselor asked me to think of something me and my wife have in common.... I said, ""Well, we both refuse to suck dick."""

"What does E.T. stand for? Freedom of speech"

"Last night I dreamt I was swimming in an ocean of sprite... But when I woke up, I realised it was just a fantasy"