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Joke of the Day
"Q: what did one ass cheek say to the other? A: together we can stop this shit"
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"What is a neckbeard's favorite language? M'lay."
"I just got a new hearse Everyone is dying to take a ride in it"
"What's in common with jam and cream? I can jam and cream my dick up your ass."
"Error: We only accept Word files (.doc or .docx) It is 2014 and we just plain dont know how to open a pdf. it is too hard"
"A man buys some chocolate pudding from a sweets shop, and finds it's turned a sickly green color. He says to the manager, ""this is off pudding."""
"If looks could kill, I'd still use a baseball bat."
"What is the difference between chicken and blondes ? The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting ."
"First in my neighborhood to cut the grass and now the other husbands are looking at me like I reminded the teacher to assign homework."
"Anybody can piss on the floor but it takes a great man to shit on the ceiling"