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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't Bing start a fire? No matches founds"

"Part two of 'Dinner for One' revealed! Title is ""Dinner for two: Revenge of the tiger."""

"What's the worst part of locking your keys in the car at an abortion clinic? Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger."

"[META] Ever since the sub returned, it's become a hive of circlejerking, reposts, and bad quality. I'm so happy things were able to stay the same."

"Don't be racist! I takes all colors to make a rainbow. Except black. There's no black in a rainbow. Credits to vinesauce"

"I got caught masturbating recently, to a National Geographic magazine. I don't know who was more embarrassed me or my dentist."

"""Yes, he has a great voice but does he have a family member in the final stages of a terminal illness?"" - Reality singing competition shows"

"What do you call a Spanish matador who is not very good at his job? I'd say he's fairly incapa**bull**."

"I just found out that they offer college courses on how to be a janitor... Apparently it's some pretty tough shit."

"I like my coffee just how I like my slaves Free."