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Joke of the Day

"How many retards does it take to push a bus? Just one. They're retardedily strong."

"I can see what happens at the end of Trump's presidency I have 2020 vision."

"Had an idea for a Scrabble like game where you can only use racial slurs as words. The object is to see who can out trump who."

"Doritos has a new snack called ""Taco Explosion"" so I'm suing Frito Lay for stealing my term for what occurs an hour after eating Taco Bell."

"I don't trust people who say ""I married my best friend"" because I don't think dogs can truly consent to marriage."

"Sounds like @rickygervais is an arachnophobe, and you know what that means: Deep down inside, he's a spider."

"Dolphins are just Sharks who watch Glee."

"The American Dental Association recently awarded their ""Dentist of theYear"" award once again. But all it is is a little plaque."

"I met Josh Pec the other day... I met Josh Pec the other day, he's such a boob."

"""8. I have 8 condoms full of hummus taped to my person right now. Anyway, enough about me, can I get you folks started with an appetizer?"""