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Joke of the Day

"I searched up blind in the dictionary But I couldn't see what it said"

"Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F."

"Balls... What do you call it when your balls are in the street? It's Cul de sac!"

"A horse walks into a bar.... The barman says. , ""why the long face?"""

"As I was backing out a parking space today, a girl with a nice ass walked behind my car. I was checking her out with my rear view camera."

"What do you call a dock that lost it's cock? A TRANSport"

"I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves."

"Life is too short to have a small breasted dental hygienist."

"Muslims are against the consumption of Pork and believe the pig to be unclean. Yet their prophet has Ham in his name."

"The FBI, CIA, LAPD, and some Rabbits"