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Joke of the Day
"Why are there so many Mike Tysons on my news feed today...? ""May the forth be with you"""
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"How are one out of three American Boats born? By Sea-Section."
"On the scene of a murder.. ""Detective, we found a pool of blood in the suspect's room!"" ""Hm, sounds disgusting. Clean it up and continue looking for evidence."""
"What kind of fish has no father and looks like shit? A Bassturd."
"What do you call it when an employee poops in the food at a Chinese restaurant? Shitty wok"
"The Past, the Present and the Future walk into a bar... It was *tense*."
"I am not a racist (Nsfw) Racism is a crime, crime is for black people. I don't mean to hurt anyones feelings! A coworker just told me this."
"The Royal baby weighed in at almost 9 pounds Which is just under $15 US"
"How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? You pay for the pizza."
"What is it called when sensitive medical information about a very fat patient is disclosed? A hippo violation"