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Joke of the Day
"I'm not fucking stupid. I mean, I was, but we broke up."
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"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? because the 'p' is silent."
"A little Jewish boy asks his father if he can borrow 50 dollars. His dad says, ""50 dollars?! Why the heck do you need 40 dollars? 30 dollars is a LOT of money!"""
"My computer made a funny sound the other day. Of course I've never heard it get thrown out a window before."
"What do you call a black dinosaur? A Tyroneosaurus Rex."
"What is a pirate's favorite letter? You think it'd be R but it be the C"
"What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur? A Lickalotopus"
"What's a room full of saurkraut? Over-krauted."
"I'd like to say some wise and meaningful shit, but the fact I just referred to it as ""shit"" shows just how meaningful I can be."
"Sometimes I stand in front of the mirror naked just to remind myself what nobody's getting."