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Joke of the Day
"I'm not fucking stupid. I mean, I was, but we broke up."
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"If you love someone, set them free. If they come back with two police officers, you'll know that setting them free was a bad idea."
"Damn, just found out my highlighter leaked!! Now everything in my bag seems important!"
"So a banana gets a job, how much does he make? Not that much he's working for scale."
"[doing crossword] Me: I'm looking for a word that means slight pause Her: Hiatus? Me: *erasing 'our sex life'* thanks"
"Computer: Do you trust this device? Me: Why? Is there something you're not telling me?"
"Lol (sorry for my bad english)"
"What's the opposite of quantum physics? Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference)."
"I'm gonna stay a virgin my entire life I wanna set a good example for my kids!"
"How do Harry Potter fans flirt? Hey baby, mind if I *Slytherin* ? ;)"