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Joke of the Day
"Damn, just found out my highlighter leaked!! Now everything in my bag seems important!"
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"Why do children cry when they find out Santa isn't real? They figured out who has been drinking their milk and eating the cookies!"
"Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible Is that true? Where can it be found? Yes. Matthew 14:92: ""And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt """
"I gonna rank you so low you gonna hafta take a rocketship to hell they gonna hafta build a fence around you, keep the ants from pissin on you you gonna hafta look up to look down"
"What do epidemiologists do? How about kinesiologists? Study epidemies....and kinesies."
"Knock knock Who's There? Olive. Olive who? Olive my jokes are bad."
"Next time you wave, use all your fingers."
"What is the worst part about breaking up with a japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice."
"80% of readers won't understand this...and the rest 20% will be condescending. How do you confuse Pareto? Tell him you belong to ""the"" 20%."
"(slightly dirty) What's the difference between a striptease artist and a trapeze artist A trapeze artist has a cunning stunt...."