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Joke of the Day
"How does the Terminator lose weight? By counting Kylereese."
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"How does a French lady hold her liquor? By the ears"
"What's the difference between a soldier and a teacher? As a soldier, it is your job to kill people. As a teacher, it is your job to try very hard not to kill people."
"If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around to hear it... ...does a hipster buy it's album? Not mine but I love it."
"Pimp my ride I've just ordered the personal number plate BAA BAA. Should look cool on my black jeep."
"That really wasn't nice of Dorothy to say ""I'll miss you most of all"" to Scarecrow with Lion & Tin Man standing right there."
"The pirate missing a hand was looking for a replacement. I suggested the second hand store"
"You can always predict what antigay protesters will say. But never how they'll spell it."
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"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotopuss"