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Joke of the Day

"How does a French lady hold her liquor? By the ears"

"What's the difference between marmalade and jam? You can't marmalade your cock up a girls ass"

"Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she's dead."

"Why did the English majors switch to Spanish? (OC) Too many persuasive esses."

"I wonder how many calories women burn by... ... jumping to conclusions."

"My snowboarding career has really gone downhill."

"YOGA CLASS INSTRUCTOR: And now we go into downward dog *loud thud GARY WHO IS A T-REX: I'm ok. I'm ok. It's just a bloody nose."

"Hot Dads in ur Area Are Disappointed in ur Browser History Especially the One ur Watching Right Now With Midgets Dressed Like Dinosaurs"

"I used to be opposed to organ transplant... But after having one done myself; I guess I've had a change of heart."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't call him anything, we both know that he's not coming"