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Joke of the Day

"How does a French lady hold her liquor? By the ears"

"Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins? It was asbestos they could do at the time!"

"Ladies, if you don't want men looking at your cleavage then you shouldn't wear low cut shirts in an area I can see you with my binoculars."

"[buzzfeed 1776] 21 Declarations You Won't Believe!"

"(BAD JOKE) Did someone say pretzels? Yes, you just did"

"What's the difference between tumblr and a gun? The gun has only one trigger"

"I love, love, love when sports fans are homophobic. ""I don't want any gay people around while I'm staring at men for hours"""

"My company issues user id's to its new employees based on the 1st letter of their 1st name and the 1st 3 letters of their last name. I feel sorry for my new coworker Tim Watson."

"My wife always freaks out when she's on her period Keep having to tell her to stop ovary acting."

"me: it smells like updog in here me: what's updog me: not much dog what's up with you lmao me: lol therapist: I see"