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Joke of the Day

"The pirate missing a hand was looking for a replacement. I suggested the second hand store"

"Why can't ewoks yell in the house? Because they have to use their Endor voices."

"Who's got two thumbs and dissociative identity disorder? *points thumbs at chest* That guy."

"What happens to gay horses when they die? They become ""super"" glue!"

"Why did the boy take a ladder to school? He wanted to go to high school."

"What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus? on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside"

"Werewolves are notoriously hard to find... Otherwise they'd be known as Therewolves."

"My daughter just finished watching Frozen so, counting today that's 12,521,865,635,869 times since Tuesday"

"Yesterday my Korean friend died... He was So Yung"

"What do you get when you intersect two planes? A national travesty."