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Joke of the Day
"What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? Tennish."
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"Here's a Metallica joke for you. St. Anger."
"*holds seashell to ear* new shell who dis"
"Hand holding: You know why men hold their wife's/ girlfriend's hand in shopping malls? Because if he doesn't , she will shop."
"50 SHADES OF CHARLES HUNNAM Its been reported that actor Charles Hunnam has dropped out of the movie,""50 Shades of Grey"" because of cold feet. You can't blame him, cold feet can lead to shrinkage"
"TIL in 1972, the Russians attacked their own submarine off the coast of Guatemala Woops, wrong sub."
"Really discouraging that there's still bald people in sci fi movies."
"I like my coffee like I like my women... ... ground up and in the freezer."
"""Good artists copy. Great artists steal."" \- Me"
"Made the mistake of dropping my pants when my dentist put on latex gloves."