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Joke of the Day

"If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around to hear it... ...does a hipster buy it's album? Not mine but I love it."

"What do a walrus and tupperware have in common? They're both looking for a tight seal."

"My most recent What's the name of the richest man in China? Cha Ching"

"People with a sense of humor are so much easier to talk to."

"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until he's 12"

"Where is the best place to have anal sex? A cemetary, freaks a woman out a little bit, makes it that much tighter..."

"What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called? I, Mac."

"Why are goldfish crackers always smiling? Because they're baked.."

"Jokes What kind of bees make milk"

"- Fred, Velma, Shaggy... Can you name one of the 'Big 5' African animals? - Rhino - We know you do, Scooby, but it's not your team's turn"