35150
Joke of the Day
"Why do the Lannisters have such big beds? Because they push two Twins together to make a King."
Next Joke
"My girlfriend told me to fuck her like a man So I stuck it in her ass and said ""yeah, you like that Steve?"""
"What do you get when you have sex with an STD infested mentally challenged person? The slow clap"
"What do call an Asian person who sucks at jokes ? Obvious-lee"
"A man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells him, ""Sir, you have to stop masturbating."" The man asks, ""Why, doc?"" And the doctor replies, ""Because I'm examining you!"""
"Knock Knock Who's there? The pilot"
"""Ahmed, you're parking too far away from the sidewalk."" ""Who cares, its gonna explode anyways."""
"An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... ... and the barman says ""What do you think this is, some kind of joke?"
"I was gonna make a joke about black people... , but it's too dark."
"Have you ever been camping with a guy who has uncontrollable diarrhea? Shit's intense."