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Joke of the Day

"""Ahmed, you're parking too far away from the sidewalk."" ""Who cares, its gonna explode anyways."""

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"Two flies are eating on crap. One of the flies farts, to which the second fly replies "" Do you mind ? I'm eating here !!"""
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"Woman equalities."
"Knock Knock Who there? Control freak Contro... Now you say control freak who!"
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