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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever been camping with a guy who has uncontrollable diarrhea? Shit's intense."
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"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotapuss"
"Did you hear about the blind circumciser? He got the sack"
"I've stolen so much stuff from work that some of my colleagues now have to work at my house"
"When a clown sheds its skin, it rubs its head against hard objects, causing the stretched skin to split. The skin is often left in one piece"
"How many guys in the friendzone does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just stand around and compliment it, and then get pissed when it won't screw"
"Did you hear about the Christmas Party in San Bernadino? It was wild. A Muslim couple showed up and put 14 presents six feet under the Christmas Tree."
"So Kim Kardashian's arse is huge and has a lot of oil I wonder if America will invade it? Oh wait, my bad, half of America already has"
"Doctor Doctor my husband smells like fish Poor sole!"
"English version of Breaking bad in progress It will last one season with only one episode where Walt will be diagnosed with Cancer but will get treated by NHS and wil end up living on benefits."