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Joke of the Day

"Why are bananas so popular? Because they have appeal"

"Why do java coders wear glasses? Because they don't C#"

"What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A thought."

"Conan: The US is on pace 2 b the world's largest producer of oil. So if history has taught us anything, the US will soon be invading the US."

"There's 26 letters in the English language, combined to make millions of words, which are used to make infinite sentences for any event imaginable. . . Yet I see the same jokes posted every day."

"Hey guys keep up the ""Bush did 9/11"" tweets I think the pressure is really grinding his gears"

"Good news: I learned how to build a fire. Bad news: I need a new toaster oven."

"Have you heard about the new Exorcist movie? The mother calls the Devil to pull the priest out of her son."

"How many students does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins."

"How do blonde braincells die? Alone. "