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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend told me to fuck her like a man So I stuck it in her ass and said ""yeah, you like that Steve?"""

"If it wasn't for Yahoo Answers, there's no way I could know this numb black foot was just a headache."

"Why was the little ant confused? Because his uncles are aunts."

"What's black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee."

"A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. ""First offender?"" The judge asked. ""No"" said the bailiff, ""First a Gibson, then a Fender."""

"I'd tell you guys a pizza joke, but... ...it's cheesy."

"I went to the movies with a girl last night. I paid for the tickets & the snacks, & anything else I can before she reports her card stolen."

"My grandfather died in Auswitch... He fell out of the guardtower"

"There were hookers talking... Asked the one hooker the other: What do you ask from Santa Claus this year? Oh, just 50 dollars, like always."

"My friend offered me a brojob I guess he must have been bro curious"