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Joke of the Day

"I was gonna make a joke about black people... , but it's too dark."

"*Michael Cera stubs his toe on a cotton ball*"

"I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small."

"What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach? Oeuf!"

"A man with amnesia starts a joke..."

"Daddy, what's for dinner? ""did you have cereal for breakfast?"" No ""then cereal"""

"When I go out in public with my brother; people think he is my boyfriend, which is crazy because we broke up over 12 years ago."

"Why do divers fall backwards out of the boat? Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat."

"Q: Why did the farmer feed his cows money? A: He wanted rich milk."

"I was going to make a bass joke but I dropped it"