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Joke of the Day

"Obama this, Bush that... How about if you're still unemployed after 3+ years you might just be a loser?"

"Anything I search on the internet just shows weird porn... What is the world coming to?? [ https://explosm.net/comics/2576/ ]"

"Jokes about German people... Are the wurst!"

"Doctor, my girlfriend grinds her teeth while sleeping. Dr: Put some coffee beans in her mouth and set the alarm for 7:30am"

"Did you hear about the guy who's left arm and leg got cut off? He has **crippling** depression"

"Why couldn't the American leave Russia? He was snowden"

"A Hippo claimed that he didn't like serial killers Than he ate a bowl of cereal. He was such a hippo-crit."

"You can't take a picture in slutty clothing & glasses & make the caption ""NERD LOL"" You're not a nerd, you're a whore who found glasses."

"I put a thousand pounds on a horse. The fucking thing collapsed."

"My mum told me I was her third favourite child..... .... I'm an only child"