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Joke of the Day

"Anything I search on the internet just shows weird porn... What is the world coming to?? [ https://explosm.net/comics/2576/ ]"

"If your mom calls you a son of a bitch, you might be a redneck."

"Flossed for the first time in a long time. .... I don't remember eating all that blood, but a lot got stuck in there."

"What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common? They're both filled with Royal Jelly."

"Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar? All of them a crossbar can't jump!"

"All my life, I've wanted to learn how to juggle... But I never had the balls to try"

"OMG, GODZILLA IS COMING TO ATTACK NEW ENGLAND AND WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE-oh, he said huge blizzard, not lizard... Carry on then."

"I bet Bruce Wayne sometimes accidentally signs his credit card receipts ""Batman"" when he's drunk. I know I do."

"As we celebrate Awareness Month, please retweet this if you know anyone, or know anyone who knows anyone."

"What do lawyers wear to court? Law suits!"