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Joke of the Day
"If someone stole Sherlock Holmes' magnifying glass, how would he search for clues? Using watSonar"
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"How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year."
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"What is your favorite one to two line joke? Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!"
"This kid is walking down the street. This kid is walking down the street with just a shoe on. He meets a friend who asks him: ""What happened? Have you lost a shoe?"" ""No, I found one."""
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"I was about make a Sodium Joke... But Na"
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"My boyfriend told me my stutter is cute I told him to f-f-f-fuck off"