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Joke of the Day
"Jokes about German people... Are the wurst!"
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"Cop (catches me with a bag of marijuana, a dead duck and a dead crow): Sir, what were you doing? Me: Killing two birds while being stoned."
"So a pimp is berating one of his girls nsfw ""You've got no tits and your cunt's too small"" ""Fuck you. Get off my back."""
"Why don't black people ever go on cruises? We're not falling for that one again!"
"What's a pirates favorite letter? Ayyyy, tis true he loves R, but his true love is the C!"
"If I don't wake up with Britney Spears' body circa ""I'm a Slave 4 U"" and a rich handsome boyfriend then I KNOW Santa's not real."
"What do you call an athlete that smells good? D. O. Durant"
"If you're ever feeling down, remember that you're unique Just like everyone else"
"If a man and woman from Arkansas get a divorce... Are they still brother and sister?"
"In America, we decide to bomb people after a week of reflection, but have debated the legality of smoking a plant for 40 years"