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Joke of the Day

"Doctor, my girlfriend grinds her teeth while sleeping. Dr: Put some coffee beans in her mouth and set the alarm for 7:30am"

"Trump's last two chances to save his election campaign at the second debate: 1. Be endorsed by Dave. 2. Bring out a resurrected Harambe on stage."

"Why did the piglets get in trouble in their biology class? They ate all the specimens."

"I said bring your coffee maker whenever you want Them: great headphones on planes is heavier than flying over TEAs"

"Tell me your local jokes! Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow? Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!"

"TBS is going to air CS:GO next year. What should TNT host? League of Legends. Because they know drama."

"One. How many time travelers does it take to change a lightbulb?"

"What's the best things about Anti-Jokes? They have a large following!"

"How do you call an intelligent blonde? A Labrador."

"Jokes about women aren't funny... Period."