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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the American leave Russia? He was snowden"
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"[dinosaur naming committee] TERRY: and we will call the flying one the Terodactyl PTERRY: I've got a crazy idea"
"Hey banks, enough with the ""Thank you for banking with us"". We only have like 3 options and you're all terrible."
"What's the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland? Well the flag's a big plus."
"New machine at the gym. They installed a new machine at my gym today, I managed to do 2 hours on it. They do all sorts. Snickers, Kit-kats, Mars bars, you name it..."
"Poker? I can't even see who you're pointing at!"
"What's black, blue, and hates having sex? The ten year old in my trunk."
"Helo, my name is Ma-ma-ma-ma-martin. ""You stutter?"" ""No, my father did and the registrar was an idiot."""
"What do you get if you cross a rooster with a disobedient dog? A cock that doesn't come."
"A cow stumbled upon a marijuana field about to get harvested. It quickly turned into a high steak situation."