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Joke of the Day
"Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman? They are both crustaceans."
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"What's the difference between you and a calendar? A calendar has dates."
"Why doesn't Santa have any kids? Because he only comes once a year and when he does, it's down a chimney."
"why are the fish taco and chicken taco always friends? Cause there's no beef"
"How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer? It's not there."
"The bartender says, ""hey we don't serve neutrinos in here!"" A neutrino walks into a bar."
"Life milestone: when your iPhone stops autocorrecting ""fuck"" to ""duck."""
"When God made raccoons he was like do you want to be an old timey burglar or a trash digger. Too slow. You're both now."
"TIL that constipation is hereditary. My dad never gave a shit."
"An Irishman walks out of a bar... It could happen."