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Joke of the Day
"Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman? They are both crustaceans."
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"I like my women like I like my antiques. . . Oriental and fragile."
"A drunk is brought to court... The judge says ""you've been brought here for drinking"" to which the drunk replies ""when can we start!"""
"What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill? One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment."
"You are? Follow instructions. Say - Eye Spell-map Say-ness"
"Seal loses electron Did you hear about the seal that lost an electron? It's now a seal ion."
"Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop? She was hit by a bus"
"dad: You're sitting at the kids table this Thanksgiving me: Why? dad: What's a fuse? me: Uh dad: Who's SpongeBob's best friend? me: Patr- oh"
"There are more Americans that have married Kim Kardashian than the number of Americans with Ebola."
"Little monster: Mom Mom what's for tea? Mother monster: Shut up and get back in the microwave."