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Joke of the Day
"What joke is the darkest? Fire away please! I want to hear it all!"
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"What's a four letter word describing a female that ends in -unt? Aunt"
"The distance this fish swam... Is a SCALER not a vector."
"VA Nurse joke What is the difference between a VA nurse and a bullet? * A bullet can draw blood * A bullet can be fired * A bullet can only kill one person"
"Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys."
"I wish I were Mary from the Bible She gives birth to a child and her parents still believe she's a virgin"
"I talk a lot of shit for someone who still uses their fingers to count."
"What cat purrs more than any other ? Purrsians !"
"""911, what is your emergency?"" Yes I can't hear my television ""Sir, this is not an emer-"" Someone keeps screaming ""HELP ME!!"" next door"
"""Well guys, I gotta get going."" -Why? ""My wife hits me if I don't wash the dishes."" -And you *let* her hit you? ""OF COURSE NOT!!! I always wash them."""