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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop? She was hit by a bus"
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"I used to make jokes about Japanese eggs... But I quit a long tamago."
"""Normal people"" are the most fucked up people you will ever meet."
"Sorry, ""hella"" was an inappropriate word choice. I was trying to be cool. I'll rephrase: Your son is totally missing."
"My friends say I'm shallow... because I won't sleep with someone who's 200."
"My colleague was being a real asshole the other day. We had a costume contest and he definitely won the prize for ""Most Obscene."""
"Anybody else miss a time when if you REALLY wanted to show a pop idol you loved them, you assassinated them? (ATTN Bieber fans)"
"Why do German shower faucets have 11 holes? Jews only have 10 fingers."
"What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow? Chop chop."
"I went out with a girl last week, she told me she wanted to be 'treated like a Princess'... So I put her in the back of a Mercedes and drove it into a wall."