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Joke of the Day

"A drunk is brought to court... The judge says ""you've been brought here for drinking"" to which the drunk replies ""when can we start!"""

"Doctor, does being obese impede my chances off a normal sex life? No, but it does add weight to the problem."

"What do Nazis drink for breakfast? Orange Jews."

"""What is the difference between a black pinnochio and a white pinnochio."" The black pinnochio's nose grows wider when he lies."

"Cat was like, ""I've been trying to call you all day. 8888888888888888888888888884. That's you, right?"""

"A girl said to her boyfriend ""let's do it doggy style"" The guy said, sure. But we need to find a street where nobody knows us first."

"What did they call Jesus Christ when he was crucified? Holy"

"What do you call the group of people with funny outfits that talk about peace and love and stuff Trekkies :)"

"If Jason Bateman had a servant... Would his servant call him Master Bateman?"

"What did Elsa say to her fans on Reddit? Leddit go"