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Joke of the Day

"dad: You're sitting at the kids table this Thanksgiving me: Why? dad: What's a fuse? me: Uh dad: Who's SpongeBob's best friend? me: Patr- oh"

"[American Politics] Why do Republicans favor small government? To bitter fit in my uterus."

"What's black and yellow and goes ""Ahhhhh"" A school bus falling off a cliff."

"I know of a guy who eats only thorns in meals... ...guess he's a prickly eater"

"What does Matthew Shephard hate more than being raped, having AIDS, and being pistol whipped? Camping."

"Whats a potheads favorite vehicle? The cannaBUS."

"I was in the park wondering why a frisby looks bigger the closer it gets And then it hit me."

"So Helen Keller walks into a bar... And then a table, and then a stool."

"Oh, a BEAR hug. *starts putting clothes back on*"

"Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road? Because a tuna can!"