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Joke of the Day
"I took an 8 hour class on door-making... Don't knock it till you try it"
Next Joke
"Then outermost layer of your skin is mostly dead cells, so congratulations you're dead on the outside as well as the inside."
"Have you heard about the elevator conspiracy? Hundreds of people are saying they got stuck between floors. But I don't believe them. I think they made it up."
"When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you??"
"Sup girl, I hear u like bad boys *I open the wrong side of juice carton* *evil spirit flies out* Oh, so that's why they say don't do that"
"A guy goes to the Olympics and sees a man carrying a long pole. The guy asks - Are you a pole vaulter? The man replies - No I'm German - how did you know my name is Walter?"
"What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana's head before she died? The Dashboard"
"What did one sailor say to the other on Dec. 7 1941? There's a little nip in the air."
"What kind of music do wind turbines listen to? They're huge metal fans."
"What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin? I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo."