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Joke of the Day

"A guy goes to the Olympics and sees a man carrying a long pole. The guy asks - Are you a pole vaulter? The man replies - No I'm German - how did you know my name is Walter?"

"What do you call an old barometer? Weathered."

"People over 70 have a much different idea of what constitutes a story."

"On my birthday, my wife asked me to take her some where she never visited... On my birthday, my wife asked me to take her some where she never visited. So I took her to the kitchen :P"

"Why Asians are good at everything? Because they're Asians, not Bsians"

"Why are chefs the meanest? Because they beat the eggs and whip the cream"

"A lot of people say they're ""real"" as if it's some sort of redeeming quality. Try not being an asshole. How's that for real?"

"Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children? With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore."

"Count Chocula is undead to me."

"The best way to make people remember you? Borrow money from them"