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Joke of the Day

"Years ago I tried on my sister's bra, couldn't undo the clasp & was too embarrassed to ask for help. I'm still wearing it. I live in shame."

"Being clean and sober' means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store."

"When going to a furry convention... Everyone is game."

"What happens when U change position too fast? You get an unpleasant vowel movement."

"In solidarity with peaceful Muslim communities around the world, I believe America should finally elect it's first Muslim president to a third term."

"My Jewish friend reviewed Auschwitz on Tripadvisor. He gave it one star."

"Donald Trump is about to watch an episode of his current favorite TV show... Orange is the New Black"

"I love my girlfriend's dog, ""Missy."" She messes inside a lot though, especially if I show too much attention to the dog."

"I was trying to work out what that flying red disk was But then it hit me"

"It's difficult to imagine someone stealing your Viagra prescription. . . But really it wouldn't be hard."