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Joke of the Day
"How do you know a presidential candidate is lying? Their lips are moving."
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"How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics? They take their prison population and school population to Rio."
"Confucius says: good to meet girl in park But better to park meat in girl"
"My finger became really swollen after I jammed it Friday. And thats how I found out Im allergic to jam."
"What did Jay Sherman say about your breath? It stinks!"
"I took an IQ test and the results were negative."
"When I'm furious at another driver I roll down my window, thrust my head out & whisper ""wow you drive really inconsiderate"" into the wind"
"Why do sorority girls travel in odds? Because they can't even!"
"What do you do when you're racist and all the immigrants exhaust you? You kip."
"A man walks into a restaurant and calls over the waiter and asks him ""Do you serve pigs?"" The waiter - ""We don't discriminate between our customers."""