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Joke of the Day

"How do you know a presidential candidate is lying? Their lips are moving."

"If the cup is only half full, I suggest buying a smaller bra."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic, homosexual rooster? Dude'll do a cock!"

"I walked 10 miles today. I knew I shouldn't have let my dad name my dog."

"You've heard about the moron pilot who once made a tricky landing, haven't you?It was the shortest runway he'd ever seen. And the widest, too."

"What did the suspenders say to the trousers? What's up, britches?!"

"What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg? I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments."

"[image] ULTRA FUNNY MEME If assholes... If assholes could fly,this place would be an damn airport :D."

"What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living? A Poptometrist!"

"I find humour in the simple things... That's why I am banned from all Special Olympics events."