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Joke of the Day

"My Jewish friend reviewed Auschwitz on Tripadvisor. He gave it one star."

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"Two men walk into a bar.. The first man says I'll have an H20 The second man says I'll have an H20 too, the second man dies."
"What is the plural of y'all? -What is the plural of y'all? -Y'alls? -All y'all."
"My girlfriend wanted me to include her more.. My girlfriend cuddled up to me and said ""I wish you would play with me like to do those video games"". So, I Dragon-punched her in the face."
"Thank you, iPhone predictive text, for sending my mother a message that said ""WOOOOFUCKYEAH!"" There's no joke here except I'm 30 & grounded."
"Where do Sith lords go to shop? The Darth Mall."
"why does everyone scream when they see you? because your ugly!"
"/u/ShittyJokeExplainBot , explain yourself."
"My overnight bag is just a backpack full of Sour Patch Kids."
"My grandma won the local grocery store's anual dance competition. She didn't miss a beet."