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Joke of the Day
"My Jewish friend reviewed Auschwitz on Tripadvisor. He gave it one star."
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"what idiot named them diet pills instead of girth control"
"My computer just said 'hello' to me. I think it might be a Dell."
"what do you call a man wrapped in meat?"
"What do you get if you cross a rethorical question and a joke?"
"I like my men like I like my coffee: encouraging my bowel movements"
"Me: I killed another one, boss. Mob boss: You don't work for me. Me: I volunteered. Mob boss:*Looking angry* Me: I'm gonna get back to work."
"""Saying hot is disrespectful. You should say beautiful instead."" ""Fine. Can you pass me the beautiful sauce then?"""
"My friend asked if I knew what kind of sweater he was wearing. I said I had no idea, he said ""Guess."" ""Hollister?"" ""No. Guess."" ""North face?"" ""No... Guess"" I sill don't know."
"Good job with the heavy sighs, guy behind me, that should definitely help speed up the line."