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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump is about to watch an episode of his current favorite TV show... Orange is the New Black"

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"""And you don't want hairy hands, now do you? Oh! And googling 'it' will make you go blind..okay! Mommy loves you."" - Sis at her 9 year old."
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"""I believe I can fry"" - R Kelly filling out McDonald's application"