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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump is about to watch an episode of his current favorite TV show... Orange is the New Black"

"What do you call a female clown? April Fools"

"What do you call a girl who only likes guys with big muscles? A Biceptual"

"""And you don't want hairy hands, now do you? Oh! And googling 'it' will make you go blind..okay! Mommy loves you."" - Sis at her 9 year old."

"Imagine if things had been reversed. We'd be eating Lou Gehrig candy bars and getting Babe Ruth's disease."

"It was 109 degrees where I live today. Now I know what it felt like to be a Jew during World War 2."

"Ladies, stop relying on Cosmo. It's written by women who don't know siht about men."

"Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants? Because they shared genes!"

"It's so annoying when you've already planned out a convo in your head and the other person doesn't follow the script. Learn your script! "

"""I believe I can fry"" - R Kelly filling out McDonald's application"