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Joke of the Day

"In solidarity with peaceful Muslim communities around the world, I believe America should finally elect it's first Muslim president to a third term."

"Mufasa didn't die, he just went out for a pack of smokes and a newspaper. - The Lyin' King"

"Good Music Jokes? I want to see what the community can come up with."

"Spilling a beer... ...is the adult equivalent to losing a balloon."

"[doctor walks in] there's no easy way to say this. you have [looks at clipboard] cat...cat erects? cat or racks? Sorry. I'm new."

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"

"Got a new roommate. She cleans my room, I clean hers. We are maid for each other."

"Not saying I'm special but kids these days never have any money behind their ears."

"At the next election I am going to vote for the NSA Because they listen to the voters even after the elections."

"You know what's the ultimate form of rejection? When your hand goes to sleep while you're masturbating."