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Joke of the Day
"What happens when U change position too fast? You get an unpleasant vowel movement."
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"Why did the semen cross the road? I put on the wrong sock this morning"
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"How do you know someone's an engineer? No worries they will tell you"
"This joke is best told with a german accent Why did my grandfather cross the road? -to occupy France"
"Programming is like sex; one mistake and you have to support for a lifetime."
"I am a proud member of Grammar Nazi... And your not."
"This year's election is a joke. I for one, find it Hillary-ous."
"Higgs Boson goes into a Catholic Church... The priest says, ""you're not welcome here"". Higgs Boson says ""you can't have mass without me."" . . . . . drrrrrrr dish! * Exit Stage Right *"
"1.25pm: Do you love me more than football? 4.25pm: Yes, of course."